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	<description>The last bastion of the top hat</description>
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		<title>Bits That Never Made It</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 14:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Cracked]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everything published goes through an editing process and as such, things get cut.  Here are a bunch of things that didn't make it into my Cracked.com articles.]]></description>
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		<title>Generation Gap:  5 Ways Childhood Has Changed</title>
		<link>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/08/generation-gap-5-ways-childhood-has-changed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/08/generation-gap-5-ways-childhood-has-changed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Childhood]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[History]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Gentleman's Handbook reminds you of those halcyon days of yore.  And what retards kids these days are.]]></description>
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		<title>Hungover With Dave (featuring Dave)</title>
		<link>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/08/hungover-with-dave-featuring-dave/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/08/hungover-with-dave-featuring-dave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sex With Women]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hungover]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA["I'm hungover.  Feels fucking bad.  Never gonna drink again."]]></description>
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		<title>The Big Question: Is it best to Excuse Oneself or to Crap In Your Pants?</title>
		<link>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/08/the-big-question-is-it-best-to-excuse-oneself-or-to-crap-in-your-pants/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/08/the-big-question-is-it-best-to-excuse-oneself-or-to-crap-in-your-pants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Big Question]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[big question]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Poop]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Gentleman's Handbook asnwers the Big Question:  Is it better to excuse yourself and crap, thus missing out on potential excitement, or to crap yourself regardless, with nary a thought about your dry cleaning bills.]]></description>
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		<title>A Short Film About Trousers</title>
		<link>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/a-short-film-about-trousers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/a-short-film-about-trousers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Films]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Gentlemans Handbook]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Trousers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Gentleman's Handbook attempts to prove that Trousers are the funniest item of clothing.]]></description>
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		<title>How To Operate A Telephone</title>
		<link>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/how-to-operate-a-telephone/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/how-to-operate-a-telephone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Old Pieces]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Gentleman's Handbook]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Gentlemans Handbook]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Telephones]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Gentleman's Handbook teaches you how to use your brand new Telephone without having to leave the comfort of your expensive yet tasteful Afhgan armchair.]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Sir:  Retirement</title>
		<link>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/dear-sir-retirement/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/dear-sir-retirement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dear Sir]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fabio Capello]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It's always hard when one has to choose between upholding the honour of the country of his birth and having more time to play football in the park.]]></description>
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		<title>Sex With Women:  Old Reigate Town</title>
		<link>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/sex-with-women-old-reigate-town/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/sex-with-women-old-reigate-town/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sex With Women]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Reigate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As I walked out in Old Reigate Town
My master of cricket approached me with a frown
And he said Sonny, you’ve not had a pony today
In Old Reigate Town]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Sir:  Paramore</title>
		<link>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/dear-sir-paramore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/dear-sir-paramore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:24:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dear Sir]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paramore]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Finding a wife by using a maths-based system ofy working out the age of someone you're legally allowed to fancy.]]></description>
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		<title>Sex With Women:  Send Simmons!</title>
		<link>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/sex-with-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gentlemanshandbook.com/2008/07/sex-with-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music Videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sex With Women]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Simmons]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Send for Simmons, he's your man, send for Simmons!
Send for Simmons, he's your man, send for Simmons!
Send for Simmons, he's your man, he's got a penis!]]></description>
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