Bits That Never Made It
Dave @ October 19, 2008 # One Comment
Everything published goes through an editing process and as such, things get cut. Here are a bunch of things that didn’t make it into my Cracked.com articles.
Generation Gap: 5 Ways Childhood Has Changed
Dave @ August 20, 2008 # 3 Comments
The Gentleman’s Handbook reminds you of those halcyon days of yore. And what retards kids these days are.
The Big Question: Is it best to Excuse Oneself or to Crap In Your Pants?
Dave @ August 6, 2008 # One Comment
The Gentleman’s Handbook asnwers the Big Question: Is it better to excuse yourself and crap, thus missing out on potential excitement, or to crap yourself regardless, with nary a thought about your dry cleaning bills.
A Short Film About Trousers
Dave @ July 28, 2008 # 2 Comments
The Gentleman’s Handbook attempts to prove that Trousers are the funniest item of clothing.
How To Operate A Telephone
Dave @ July 15, 2008 # One Comment
The Gentleman’s Handbook teaches you how to use your brand new Telephone without having to leave the comfort of your expensive yet tasteful Afhgan armchair.
What If He Were A She: Abraham Lincoln
Dave @ July 15, 2008 # No Comment Yet
How might the world be different if Abe Lincoln was a woman? Well, top hats might not be so recognisable.
If He Were A She: Winston Churchill
Dave @ July 15, 2008 # No Comment Yet
This is what might have happened if Winston Chuchill was born with tits and an aversion to organised sports.
Art Review: Sam Taylor Wood at The Baltic Mill
Romain @ July 3, 2008 # 7 Comments
Today I review the powerful work of burgeoning artist/photographer Sam Taylor-Wood, a woman with art in her mind and genius dribbing from her teets, upon which she allows us, her gloating fans, to suckle from until are brains are filled up with vicariousness, depravity and wanton artistry. Sam Taylor-Wood has presented a selection of photographs at nouveau-pastiche retrogarde art-house The Baltic Mill and her season runs from 17th May until 3rd September.
Art Review: The 2006 Turner Prize Finalists
Romain @ July 3, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Four gladiators of the palette wield paintbrushes of destiny as they battle with closed eyes and beaten hearts. I shall reveal them all to you, dear readers, and their genius shall be put onto a place, covered with Clingfilm, microwaved for five minutes and served with a side salad and glass of Chablis for you to consume as you wish.
