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Sex With Women: Old Reigate Town

The Gentlemen from Sex With Women compose a beautiful song about people getting together and having fun in their home town of Reigate.

Old Reigate Town

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Lyrics:

As I walked out in Old Reigate Town
My master of cricket approached me with a frown
And he said Sonny, you’ve not had a pony today
In Old Reigate Town

So I whipped off my kecks and I crapped on the floor
A crowd gathered round and they were baying for more
So I did another pony, right next to the first
In Old Reigate Town

Well the crowd were impressed
And they said I was the best
As I squeezed out my third
And they all clapped their hands
And then whipped down their pants
And joined me in laying a turd

By now the mayor had come and was joining in the fun
And he whipped down his trousers, too
And his wife and their sons, well they all had the runs
In Old Reigate Town

The Queen passed the test
When she whipped up her dress
And proved that she was able
She showed her royal strength
By crimping of a length
And laying an enormous cable
And laying an enormous cable
And laying an enormous cable

As I walked out in Old Reigate Town
My master of cricket approached me with a frown
And he said Sonny, you’ve not had a pony today
In Old Reigate Town
In Old Reigate Town
In Old Reigate Town